High Voltage Grand Opening

I have no idea why I am cool enough to get wind of these events but damn I sure appreciate it. High Voltage a brand new tattoo shop, 2601 N. Broadway. Across the street from the biggest/only porn shop downtown. Outside the street riders were burning out their tires, popping wheels, and attracting all sort of cops and firemen. Who were there mainly because they thought it was pretty kick ass, but also to be annoying and make things less kick ass, by closing down the street riders, seems counter productive. A DJ spun from the second story, while dudes with piercings and smooth shirtless muscles twirled balls of fire to the music. The highlight was probably the dom-threesome where two pretty not hot bitches trailed this guy in a black kilt around on a leash, then he had them on leashes, then they were leashed to the fence. Sorry I was too drunk at that point to properly photograph them.
Special thanks to Ryan for letting us drink all your beers and driving us around. And to Wesley for being such an adorable host at your new loft on washington. And and also to maria for doing the usual shoe swap so i could keep the falling on my face to a minimum.